Score: 8

"A piece of art that needs a better home..."

submission: THE VOID

date: June 8, 2001

Hmm... a very open ended exploration of the mind... I'm still befuddled over the more abstract movies, but given the amount of work done and the originality, this could have been one of the best works that I've seen in flash. A word, however, that NewGrounds isn't really a good place for artistic expression... NG has been traditionally a "kill em, rape em" breeding ground... as you can see by other reviewers here. It's more or less a matter of prefrence.

Score: 5

"What the Fuck... I made this game!"

submission: DDR-Kryptonite

date: June 6, 2001

Dude, if you're going to steal my games, at least have the decency to e-mail me before you do it. I did say that I released the .fla for other peoples to make their own DDR songs, but it'd be nice if you have the decency to cut down the length and refine the moves, both of which are reasons I didn't post this on the portal.

If anyone wants to know, this .swf was posted on flashkit.com, in the arcade->music section, with my name on it and predates this post by a long, long time.

Score: 8

"The Cornier The Better!"

submission: College University pt 2

date: May 16, 2001

I guess the people who didn't like this probably didn't like corny jokes. Well, it was cornier than the first one, but at least this episode is smoother and is less random. Let's see what part 3 will bring us, now...

Score: 9

"Why isn't this on the top of the chart yet?"

submission: Malapa's Challenge

date: May 13, 2001

I just hate lamers who friggin give a zero for every game that they lose at. Lamers!

Score: 9

"Um... why CS?"

submission: Hostage Situation 2

date: April 5, 2001

Actually, my question would be your deep concern for being called making CS parodies. First of all, CS is a great game and there's no shame in making a CS parody in the first place, second, I wasn't thinking about CS when I was watching the movie until you were talking about it afterwards.

So drop the bomb. Relax. You didn't cut the red wire.

Score: 7

"Hmmm."

submission: Whitetrash vs ghosts

date: March 30, 2001

Hey, if this is your first try, at least you're on the track for more goodies goodies. Now get out there, think of a more decent plot, and get some ass kicking material out for us to see.

P*S* it would have been nicer if you didn't censor out the cursing.

Score: 9

"Friggin LMFAO Material!"

submission: all yor base r blong 2 us

date: March 25, 2001

I thought that this thing was never up here or I would have written this sooner. I friggin spent about two weeks watching this every single day. SOMEONE SET UP US THE BOMB!

Score: 9

"It's all good."

submission: Big Mistake Part 2

date: March 8, 2001

need I say more?

Score: 9

"This is some great shit!"

submission: I Like To Beat Things...

date: March 3, 2001

Classic cartoon violence meets... Classic adult violence. This is great shit, classic animation exaggeration and all that. Smooth too. I was working on my opening animation and my head's stoned and this is just the dosage I need. Thanks!

Score: 7

"It's just so close to perfect, yet..."

submission: Absalom RPG 2

date: January 17, 2001

Even though I didn't finish the game, I enjoyed it... as far as the game is concerned it's pretty complete. If the game can pick up the pace (a tutorial would REALLY help, too), I'd definitely max out the ratings.